Sunday, June 10, 2012

Stepped into a Thomas Kinkade


In light of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee we were feeling a little English Pride and decided to take a trip to the English countryside to get a feel for the countrymen and women who embody Englishness. The bus tour we opted for took us to the Cotswolds area and Blenheim Palace, one of the UK’s most historic palaces and, more importantly, the birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill, one of my top five favorite political leaders.

Upon arriving as Blenheim we were assaulted with the juxtaposition of a modern day triathlaton taking place on the historic greens of the 18th century Palace. 

As you can see, this was not your typical aristocratic afternoon strolling the palace premises…

Our entrance admitted us to the State Rooms as well as the Churchill Story where we could see everything from his famous paintings turned Hallmark greeting cards, to the bed in which he was born, adorned by 3 locks of his curls snipped from the five year old Winston’s head (don’t worry, this part creeped me out too). Fun fact – we saw his US Passport on display at Blenheim, marking him the first person to become an honorary US citizen.

The Palace itself was very ornate, and we came to find out built with minimal state funding, which seemed to indicate some sort of strained relationship between Queen Anne and the 1st Duchess of Marlborough. I couldn’t be bothered with that though because I was so distracted by THIS MASTERPIECE, the largest pipe organ in private ownership in Europe. I wanted so badly to brush up against it and hit one of the keys. 

Dining room used ONCE per year at Christmas!










Lucky for me, I was restrained by my more refined friends.















Moving on from Blenheim, we were off to the Cotswolds, a range of rolling hills and villages in southwestern England. Stopping off in the villages of Bruford, Bibury, and Bourton on the Water I could not help but be transported to a Thomas Kinkade. Just look at some of these images!




It seriously begs the question….what do these people do for a living?!?! Other than shear sheep and needlepoint, I honestly don’t know what there is to do in these sleepy villages. Two and a half hours from central London we were shown what it means to be in the English countryside. 



They even had a model village replica 1/9th the size of the original just as it was in 1930 using the Cotswold stones, complete with all the dollhouse accoutrements my little girl self could ever dream of! Sheep and bunting included!

Model Village
The kicker for me, and the epitome of what happens in the Cotswolds, we were actually lucky enough to be there to witness the weekend’s big event…Tug of War across the river! Seemed like the whole town of Burton came out to witness this spectacle, and many opted to take part themselves.


Tug of War across the river
















I really wish I had a video of this. This image just doesn’t quite capture the true determination and intensity with which these guys tugged, and then celebrated thereafter. It was amazing. I guess it’s the little things out in the boonies. 

Definitely a worthwhile trip and brought me closer to the English roots that reinforce a society steeped in traditions. It was a gorgeous afternoon, although I kind of wished for a few more thatched roofs. I will be sure to log a complaint with the…sheep?

English word of the day: A phrase I came across at work when one of our male colleagues told us the women “are as thick as thieves,” translation = very close. This was a new one for me! Reminded me of Robin Hood Men in Tights. Might have to take a trip to Buckinghamshire next!